Cool! My tiny, scary story "The Siren's Song" is now live at FLASHES IN THE DARK.

http://ping.fm/Dv0Cx

Neighbors

A neighbor was out walking her dog this morning as I was leaving. I had my tunes up loud and she gave me this "look." All I could think was--but you are carrying a bag of shit.

Who is the real master in that relationship?

My daughter just confused Bin Laden with Ben Stein...I mentioned Bin Laden and she asked, "The boring guy on the eye drop commercial?"

In honor of Dr. Seuss' B-day, Cameron came home from school with a very grand top hat made of construction paper and a paper plate.

"I will not, will not with a goat. . ."
--Dr. Seuss

My story "Breaths in Winter" is now up at DF_Underground.

http://ping.fm/vgBoz